Fast Times Like This

Fast Times Like This

Hard to believe that today is the 30th anniversary of the premiere of "Fast Times At Ridgemont High".

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Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - [A swimming pool; CW and PW are standing next to the pool, fully dressed] (PW) "That was real nice of your neighbors to let us use their pool!" (CW) "Yep. We got it all to ourselves this weekend!" (PW, who we see is wearing a long-sleeve turtleneck with a vest, and shorts) "You ready?" (CW, who is now wearing a little red bikini) "I sure am!" (PW) "Good, I'm burning up in this!" [PW clicks his iPod to play "Moving in Stereo" by the Cars… and we cut to a scene of CW climbing out of the pool… ala Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"] (CW) "Hi, Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were." [She promptly takes off the top to her bikini and kisses PW] (PW) "So… What happens next?" (CW) "Now you go into the bathroom and start jacking off. Then I'll barge in acting all disgusted!"

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