Starfucker Theater - Part 2

Part 2

And you thought the ANED storyline was a TMI moment! :D

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (BG, mouth agape, then) "I... I'm shocked... You actually got it on with 'Uncle Miltie'..." (CW) "Hey, I was curious about his package! Could ya blame me?" (BG) "Wasn't he in his 90's when he died? Oh fuck... I'm getting flashbacks to that 'Lemon Party' pic now... UGH." (CW) "If it makes you feel any better, he was only 30 when we hooked up. I did go back to, like, 1937..." (BG) "Still... I just couldn't get turned on by that face. So Alfred E. Neuman-ish..." (CW) "Well, you don't really see the face if you're getting pounded from behi—" (BG) "AAAHHSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!"

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