Starfucker Theater - Part 1

Part 1

Yes, Cassie DOES have a sex life. And rest assured she's been with more celebrities than just Mr. Television.

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - [BG and Cassie seated in front of the TV] (BG, on the couch) "So, Cass, how was New York City?" (CW, on the recliner) "It was great, I had lots of fun!" (BG) "Any flings with any famous people, past or present?" (CW) "I'm not one to kiss and tell..." (BG) "Fine..." (CW) "Though I will say that those rumors about Milton Berle being well hung are true..." (BG goes wide eyed in response)

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