I'm in the middle of setting up a new computer, while at the same time fighting a cruddy throat infection... so Kelly Ferdinando, she of Rule Of Three fame, is filling in with her own IHFDTVC, where Enzight puts the "Bone" back in Bonaparte! Thanks, Kel!
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - "If Historical Figures Did Television Commercials" [Guest Strip from Kelly Ferdinando of "Rule of Three"] (Voiceover) Meet Napoleon. He's feeling frustrated over his nickname, "The Little Corporal". He's lacking the confidence to stand tall and thrust boldly into battle! Fortunately, his trusted assistant, Louis, told him about Enzight, the pill for natural male enhancement! Now Napoleon is feeling larger than life, and now has that extra spring in his step, plus the selling confidence needed for him to take over the world. Even Josephine has seen a sizeable change in her husband! ["ENZIGHT Natural Male Enhancement" (See your local apothecary for details.)]