Special guest appearance by Galasso from David Willis's hilarious webcomic Shortpacked!
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - [1980; Toys Plus store, Valley View] (CW) "Excuse me, Can you tell me where the 'Lego' sets are?" (Galasso from Dave Willis's Shortpacked!) "You think I'm gonna tell you that easily? (CW) "Uh..." (Galasso) "I probably shouldn't be entrusting such valuable information to you!!! How do I know you're not gonna use those 'Legos' for diabolical purposes, such as making crude weapons?!" (Off-screen voice) "GALASSO!!! QUIT HARASSING THE CUSTOMERS!" (Galasso) "-Sigh- Aisle Seven." (CW) "Er... Thanks." (Galasso, to himself) One of these days, I'll have my own toy store and I shall rule it with an iron fist!