If Historical Figures Did Television Commercials #16

If Historical Figures Did Television Commercials #16

I mean, come on, how are they supposed to put food on the table if they let their customers know the "secret" is a household brand easily available at any supermarket? She's not doing her business any favors.

(Yes, I know it's just a commercial.)

Comic transcript

[If Historical Figures Did Television Commercials #16 - We peek in at "Confu-Clean" sometime in the 1970s, and business owner Confucius is irate at his irresponsible employee] (Confucius) "Confucius say: She who would divulge my secret for keeping clothes immaculately clean would impose a STAIN upon our reputation!" (Dry cleaner employee) "We need more CALGON!" (Customer) "ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET, huh???"

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