[Nobody wants to be the co-worker that has to clean out the desk of someone who died. That task falls upon Matt, as the lyrics are shown for a song parody.]
(To the tune of "Empty Garden" by Elton John)
What happened here / as the Dallas sunset disappeared / I found an empty office among the hallways there / Who worked here / He must've been an engineer that cared a lot / Who weeded out the bugs and cleaned desktops / And now it all seems strange / It's funny how one virus can damage most mainframes
And what's it for / This little empty office on the second floor / And in the chips along the flash drive / Nothing else is stored / Who worked here / He must've been an engineer that cared a lot / Who weeded out the bugs on our laptops / And we were entertained / By the 'toons on his webspace / The geek we couldn't feed / No one can replace
And I've been knocking, but no one answered / And I've been messaging most of the day / Oh, and I've been calling / Oh hey, hey Barry / Can't you log out, can't you log out and play / Barry, can't you log out and play in your empty office / Barry, can't you log out and play in your empty office...
[A tribute to Barry Buchanan, 1964-2014. Rest in peace, geek.]