Just thought I'd introduce some folks from Philip's wedding party... first up is Connor Leyman, based on an old college friend of mine. We'll bring in some other guys later.
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (PW runs into a friend in downtown Dallas) "Connor Leyman! I had no idea you lived here!" (Connor) "Philly Phil! Yo, it's been a while, hasn't it…" (PW, as they both sit down at a bar for a beer) "Now that I know you're in Dallas we should hang out more often!" (CL) "Yeah, I got your message. I'll be more than honored to serve as your best man!" (PW) "Thanks, dude!" [Note: it's inferred that PW found out CL lived in Dallas, and that they know each other from high school/college.] (CL) "So tell me about this Cassie chick!" (PW, thinking of what to say) "Well, she's super cool… super smart… hot as hell… great sense of humor… [pause] …and, well, let's just say that she's always there for me when things get rough." [understatement of the millennium – and beyond] (CL) "Not many women like that… You lucked out, bro!"