If Historical Figures Did TV Commercials #11

If Historical Figures Did TV Commercials #11

So goes the legend of Bonnie and Clyde.

Or so I'd like to imagine, anyway. :)

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - "If Historical Figures Did Television Commercials" #11: (Voiceover) When you don't have cable, you get bored. [Bonnie Parker climbs onto the lap of her boyfriend, Clyde Darrow] When you get bored, your girlfriend suggests that you rob a bank with her. [Darrow holds up a gun to a teller at a bank] When your girlfriend suggests that you rob a bank with her, you go and rob the nearest bank. [Darrow shoots a guard as Bonnie makes off with two bags of money] When you go and rob the nearest bank, you end up killing some security guards. [A car chase ensues through the countryside] When you end up killing some security guards, you're on the run from the law. [Bonnie and Clyde are... well, you know how the story ends] When you're on the run from the law, you get shot to death in your car by several lawmen. Don't get shot to death in your car by several lawmen. Sign up now for Direct TV.

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