Be Somebody - Part 5

Part 5

If those robot names sound familiar to you, it's because I took the names of four female cartoonists and tweaked their names a little.

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - [2043; Borroabody of North Texas – and Matt's getting chided over his "body choice"] (MG, to a giggling BG) "ALRIGHT ALREADY! I've always wondered what it'd be like to be in a girl's body, okay???" (Host) "Hey, no need to stress out! That's half our business! Even the manliest of men do it! [A female Borroabody employee appears to the left] Now that you're all signed in and paid, just go over to the ready robots area and take your pick!" (Borroabody Hostess) "Follow me, folks! [There are four "stalls" with female "bodies" in them] Right now we have four female models available... Danni, Erica, Jinny and Gisele!" [Gee, some of those names sound familiar; BG whispers something to CW as Matt looks over the "bots"] (MG) "Hmmmm... I think I'll taaake... Erica." (BG) "YESSS! I KNEW he'd pick the biggest +!+$! Pay up, bitch!" (CW, who's ticked off) "Dammit, Matt! You're so PREDICTABLE!"

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