For those of you unfamiliar with Philip's online username (or you were but didn't get the hint), he was born in 1978.
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (CW is wrapping up the story of her time travels) [1522, flashback to strip 123; Cassie and Agent Scott] I did a pretty good job of keeping the time traveling to myself, but I did get a little careless later on. That was when Agent Scott entered the picture. He was originally gonna take all my time-travel stuff away, but I convinced him to let me keep it. [1967, flashback to strip 207; Cassie and Matt] Why wouldn't I fight for that? Time travel's been very good to me! I bought a house for a tiny fraction of what I'd have to pay today... [1349, flashback to strip 225; Cassie and Maggie] ...I made many new friends through the ages, and even saved a few lives... [1959, flashback to strip 330; Cassie and Bethany] ...and I made tons of money thanks to my knowledge of the future... which enabled me to take many memorable vacations without missing a day of work! (CW, laying on PW's lap on the couch) "I've lost track of how many of those 'extended vacations' I took, though. Talk about adding YEARS to your life!" (PW) "So... At this point, I may actually be dating an older woman?" (CW, pointing up at him) "HEY NOW! You know I'm in a perfect position to bite your balls off, right?"