Yeah, it would be simpler if she had Gray's Sports Almanac (then again, that book only went up to 2000).
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (MG, in his Dallas Stars shirt) "Hey Cassie, you wanna go to the Stars-Canucks game tonight?" (CW) "Um... gimme a minute... Nah, they're gonna lose 5-0 tonight. Next week'll be better." (MG) "How do you even enjoy sporting events if you already know the outcome???" (CW) "Ever heard of the expression 'The play's the thing'? Besides, a big-ass fight breaks out next Thursday..."