Reindeer Games

Reindeer Games

I originally had Gene Autry on stage, but then I figured Bing Crosby would have less tolerance for hecklers.

Have a happy (insert your December celebration here)! :D

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - [1950; a Bing Crosby Christmas concert!] (Bing Crosby) "This next number is a brand new tune for the holidays... It's called 'Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer'... (Singing) You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen... Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen... But do you recall... The most famous Reindeer of all... Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer... Had a very shiny noooose..." (offstage voice – guess who?) "LIKE A LIGHT BULB!" (BC, annoyed) "And if you ever saw it... You would even say it glooows..." (MG) "LIKE A LIGHT BULB!" (BC, stopping the music) "Ushers, please remove that guy! I'm sorry, folks. Once he's gone I'll start over." (CW, to the lady seated next to her) "I don't know him." (MG, as he's being dragged out by two big ushers) "Hey! What're you doing?! This is how we've ALWAYS sung it!" [Merry Christmas!]

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