If Historical Figures Did TV Commercials #8

If Historical Figures Did TV Commercials #8

Talk about your baseball dynasties...

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - "If Historical Figures Did Television Commercials," #8: [Pitcher throws the ball] (Pitcher) "Whoa, your timing was way off!" (off-screen grunt) "ARRGHHH!" (Genghis Khan, swinging and missing at another pitch – using a sword) "UUUUUNNNGH!!! (Unhappy Genghis is UNHAPPY) YAAAARGH!!!!" (Second player) "Dude… Eat a 'Snickers' already! (hands him a SNICKERS bar) I swear, you get all Genghis Khan on everyone when you've been starving!" (Batter, who has turned back into "himself") "-Sigh- Yeah, you're right…" [Bat is sticking through a fence] YOU'RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY.

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