Of course, I'm not saying this is true for all cosplayers... I just thought this would be a good punchline.
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (AJ) "Who the fuck is he?!" (CW) "COOL IT, Allen… Philip was just spending the night here!" (AJ) "Good GOD, Cass. I've only dated you for just over a month and already you're fooling around on me!" (CW) "Um, I don't know where you get your ideas, Allen, but I NEVER said I was exclusively with you!" (PW) "She's right, dude. I'm just a casual acquaintance as well." (AJ) "YOU stay out of this, BRAWNY!" (PW) "It's hard to when you just made me a part of it!" (AJ) "I wasn't the one that made you a part of it, SHE'S the one slutting it up!" (CW, hearing one of her "trigger words") "WHAT?!?!" (PW) "This has gone far enough…" (AJ) "That's right, go back to 1976 where you BELONG!" (CW, taking AJ by the shirt) "Look, asshole… I’m not your girl, I'm NOT a slut, and you're WAY out of line, so I suggest you SHUT THE fuck UP before you lose me PERMANENTLY!" (AJ) "You know, you could've said somethi—What the…" (PW, in full revolutionary duelist outfit) "PISTOLS AT DAWN, SCOUNDREL!" (CW) "See, this is what happens when you piss off a cosplayer…"