Declaration Of Prurience

Declaration Of Prurience

Well, Thomas Jefferson had to get part of his Declaration inspiration from SOMEWHERE...

All my fellow Americans, have a great 4th weekend!

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - [1776; Philadelphia; A gentleman is seated at a desk – Thomas Jefferson – trying to Draft the declaration of Independence] (Thomas Jefferson, to himself) "We hold these truths to be..." Apparent? Certain? Evident? Hmmm, self- evident, that sounds better... "self-evident... that all men are created equal... That they are..." Instilled? No... ENDOWED! "Endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights... That among these are life, liberty, and..." Property? Well-being? Good Spirits? (MG, outside the window, chasing after a redheaded "bar wench") "STOP! In the name of the REVOLUTION! ...And submit yourself to my Yankee Doodle!" (Girl) "HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! –giggle-" (TJ, to himself) Okay, how about... "and the pursuit of happiness"... [CW, with her "I can't believe Matt sometimes" look, ambles past outside the window]

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