This is the comic I selected first to get the professional treatment in my original prototype for Times Like This back in 1996.
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK -  (MG) "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" (Random bar babe) "Get real, turkey. That line went out years ago!" [Cue to reluctant CW, rolling her eyes and holding the time portal for Matt to]  (CW) "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" (Redhead bar babe) "Sagittarius. And yours?"