Great Expectations - Part 4

Part 4

If you're wondering what "ANED" is... go back to the "Cassandra's Secret" storyline.

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (CW, being rolled out of the hospital in a wheelchair) "BETHANY! Thank God you're okay!" (BG, with Nicki) "Yeah, I just got knocked out… But I hear you've been knocked up!" (CW) "About that… Please don't tell anyone I'm pregnant. I don't know if I'm gonna keep it." (BG, as they are helping her into the car) "You were using protection, right?" (CW) "Yeah, I made everyone wear condoms, so one of them must've leaked." (BG) "And you didn't notice that you missed a period or two?" (CW) "I was using the 'ANED' Tampons that instantly zapped the blood! (in the car, heading home – with Nicki driving) "So all that remains is figuring out who I bedded a couple months ago… and that could be Chad, a couple of musicians or two Victorian-era poets." (BG) "Maybe you had an immaculate conception!" (CW) "Oh please… Do I look like the Virgin Mary or Shmi Skywalker?"

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