Just taking an observation I've long had (and have mentioned previously) and putting it into gag form. :)
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (CW) "I wish I could chat with those 'Twilight' vampires. There's a lot of stuff I wanted to know about them..." (CW, talking to four of the other vampires) "What did you folks do during the Eighties?" (Carlisle) "I was one of the first to go inside the Statue of Lib— Oh you mean the 1980's..." (Edward) "I was a dead ringer for Daniel Ash, so I spent a few years touring in a Bauhaus tribute band." (Emmett Cullen) "I was an extra in 'The Lost Boys'!" (Rosalie Cullen) "I was in 'Vamp'... and I got to meet Grace Jones! She's quite a character!"