Who better than a time traveler to set us straight about the 2012 hysteria?
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (CW, with a very important public service announcement, from New York City) "Okay, can I have everyone's attention here? I just want to show you something... [activates time portal]  Now... You see all this? We're in the year 2013. Buildings are INTACT. The sky is PEACEFUL. People are EVERYWHERE. NOTHING happened. No HUGE EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENTS here. Life goes on AS NORMAL. Got it? GOOD! Now CALM THE FUCK DOWN, alright?"