It's easy to get those two names mixed up, ain't it? Dale Bozzio was one of my rock-star crushes when I was a kid that just discovered MTV. I also liked Cyndi Lauper, Tiffany and boy-toy-era Madonna... however, the rock chick that pwned them all was not even a lead singer, but a keyboardist for Prince named Lisa Coleman. She was teh hotness in the 80s.
Also: Times Like This is TWO YEARS OLD today! :D
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - [Austin, Texas] (CW, dressed up as the lead singer for
Missing Persons) "Ready, Matt?" (MG, dressed up as a
Ghostbuster, along BG, who is a Smurfette) "Yeah, I just
need t— [gets a load of CW's costume] WOW! Are you
supposed to be Terry Bozzio from Missing Persons?
TOTAL hotness!" (CW, with Chad, who is dressed as Axl
Rose) "Terry Bozzio, huh?" (MG) "Hell yeah, I so had the
hots for Terry Bozzio in fifth grade!" (CW) "Matt, dear, the
hot chick from Missing Persons was DALE Bozzio…
Terry Bozzio was the drummer… AND a GUY." (MG)
"Ohhh… (realizing) No, Um, Dale was who I meant to…"
(CW, singing) "Matt's gayyy for Ter-ryyy! Matt's gayyy
for Ter-ryyy!" (MG) "How about you SHUT THE
FUCK UP before I SLIME you, miss 'What Are Words