There's A Bloodsucker Born Every Minute

There's A Bloodsucker Born Every Minute

This one's for all you Twilight fanatics out there. My wife loves the movie and the novels as well. I myself liked the film... but that doesn't mean I can't poke fun at it. :)

Also... I wonder if whoever came up with Edward's look originally had a thing for Daniel Ash from Love And Rockets.

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - [1895; CW and BG are discussing vampires with a certain "authority" on the subject] (CW) "Okay, Mr. Stoker, how about this idea... Instead of the vampires withering away and dying if exposed to sunlight... what if their skin just sparkled like diamonds?" (BG) "Oh yeah, and for fun, they could play baseball during thunderstorms!" [Bram Stoker is holding a copy of his manuscript for Dracula, The Un- Dead]

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