Now that I've got the punchline out of the way, I can tell you that this little storyline features a cameo appearance by Blurg from the rest-area-in-space webcomic Last Stop by Bobby Blakey.
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (CW, surprised) "Oh my... Um... Hi... Greetings... Uh..." (Blurg) "Hello, miss." (CW) "Oh, you speak English!" (Blurg) "Yes... My name is Blurg, I'm from a distant galaxy and I'm making a routine trip to your planet." (CW) "Um... Okay, well, I'm Cassie. So... What are you here for, Blurg. You want me to take you to our leader? Get something to eat? Go out to a nightclub or something like that?" [Every alien cliché in the book...] (Blurg) "You know where the nearest 'Home Depot' is? I need about three dozen toilet seats..."