Remember to suspend disbelief in this recurring segment! ;)
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - "If Historical Figures Did Television Commercials", #3 [1876; Little Big Horn] "Hello, it's General Custer's phone. General Custer doesn't have AT&T, so he doesn't get any bars out here at Little Big Horn, Montana. Which means Mister Gung-Ho over there [background is the painting of the Battle of Little Big Horn] never got that urgent message from President Grant saying we're severely outnumbered, hold off the attack until reinforcements arrive! ("Drawn" Custer has arrows in him all over as he leans on his gun) Point well taken... All twenty-odd of them."