Private Eyes, Watchin' You

Private Eyes, Watchin' You

The Randy Newman song is, of course, "Short People". A whimsical little tune it is.

This completes one whole year of Times Like This, by the way.

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (KS meets up with CW and MG at the local Starbucks) "Everything going good with you folks?" (CW) "Yep! How are the wife and kids?" (KS) "They're fine. Oldest son's set to graduate from Leander High next year." (MG) "You don't mind us asking about your personal life, do you, Agent Scott?" (KS, lowering his "elevator shoes" to have a seat) "Oh, not at all! I'm glad we can talk like we're normal people in normal walks of life." (CW) "So what kind of music do you listen to?" (KS) "Well, I grew up in the 70's and 80's, so I'm partial to the classic rock of that time… but I do like some of the new stuff out there, like Ben Folds and Kings of Leon." (MG) "I bet you hate Randy Newman, though." (KS) "HA! You'd think, but no. I get what he was doing with that song, satirizing prejudice and all that." (takes a sip of his coffee) (CW) "Still… I can take you back to '78 and you can punch him in the balls or something!" (KS) "Maybe just a good-natured wedgie…"

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