I'm not a regular follower of the PerezHilton.com website (my wife is, though)... but he's a cool dude anyways.
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (MG) "Perusing the Perez Hilton site again?" (CW) "Yeah... Oh crap, what did Lindsay do now... (to MG) Imagine what it would be like if Perez was around during other eras!" (BG) "Heh... That would be interesting..." ["SIR PEREZ OF HILTON – Nobility Juice... Not From Concentrate!"] December 10, 1541: Henry VIII - Soon to be SIX-time eligible bachelor? (Filed under Royalty > Highness Hanky Panky) It looks like His Majesty has played the cuckold again, as his latest wife Catherine Howard has been accused of sleeping around with courtier Thomas Culpeper. Might the guillotine blades be sharpened soon for a rendezvous with Catherine's neck? More on this ribald scandal as things develop!