No Parking On The Dance Floor - Part 2

Part 2

More Tiki Coladas madness!

Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (CW, sipping on a drink, to herself) This is turning out to be an awesome night. I'm at my favorite club, I've got a mint mojito to sip on... And I already know Bethany's gonna get loaded tonight, so I need to be prepared for that. Uh-oh. Something's on my dork radar... [Dorkage at 3 o'clock!] Time to head over by the ladies' room and do some reconnaissance. [FLASH] Yep! He'll be hitting on almost every chick in the club... How pathetic. [back to the bar] Just do this quickly and painlessly... (Dork in a Transformer's t-shirt) "Hey baby... I'm not a Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!" (CW) "Look, bud, I already know your lines ain't gonna work on me, so just save your breath and move on!" (Dork) "And what makes you so sure of that?" [Lenny from Tiki Coladas hops along on the bar...] (CW) "I can seeee into the Fuuuture!" (Dork) "Whatever, weirdo..." (CW, to herself) Well, I really can, but your sorry ass doesn't need to know that.

Reader comments

comments powered by Disqus